I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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