He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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