Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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