Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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