im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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