Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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