It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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