Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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