Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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