Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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