you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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