They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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