when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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