at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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