I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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