Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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