their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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