Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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