He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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