Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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