it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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