her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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