I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
