just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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