PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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