For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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