i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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