she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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