belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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