i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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