How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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