i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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