Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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