Christians are straight up FREAKS
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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