I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
