Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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