I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
