Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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