3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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