I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I need moral support for this bender
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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