So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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