is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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