I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
