The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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