It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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