Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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