I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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