I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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