apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
