why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Houston, we have a blender
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
